Part I - Days 1 and 2: The Longest Vacation Ever... Begins.
Part I - Days 3 and 4: [_]
Part II - Day 5: She Doesn't Look Any Bigger Than the Mauritania.
Part II - Days 6, 7 and 8: Perfect Day? Not Quite.
Part II - Day 9: The Cruise Ship Curling Iron Catastrophe.
Part II - Days 10 and 11: [_]
Part III - Day 12: How Is There a Part III?
Part III - Days 13 and 14: What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been.
