The Longest Winter Vacation Ever

Part I - Days 1 and 2: The Longest Vacation Ever... Begins.

Part I - Days 3 and 4: Happily Ever After.

Part II - Day 5: She Doesn't Look Any Bigger Than the Mauritania.

Part II - Days 6, 7 and 8: Perfect Day? Not Quite.

Part II - Day 9: The Cruise Ship Curling Iron Catastrophe.

Part II - Days 10 and 11: All the Stores Have Mezzuzahs.

Part III - Day 12: How Is There a Part III?

Part III - Days 13 and 14: What a Long, Strange Trip It's Been.